February 2012
9 posts
January 2012
35 posts
They deserve each other...
While I was out running, I saw a guy running after a bus. In his wake, I saw a girl, presumably his gf, sitting on the floor. She probably fell while running after the same bus.
With one hand halting the bus, the guy looked at the gf, expecting her to stand up.
She didn’t.
He reluctantly decided to give up on the bus to walk towards her and she started wailing and sobbing.
The...
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Top Chef timing
Gf: I'm hungry. Can you cook noodles for me please?
Me: Ok. Now?
Gf: No. Wait till I'm in the shower?
Me: When you step into the shower?
Gf: No. Wait till I am shampooing my hair.
December 2011
17 posts