While I was out running, I saw a guy running after a bus. In his wake, I saw a girl, presumably his gf, sitting on the floor. She probably fell while running after the same bus.
With one hand halting the bus, the guy looked at the gf, expecting her to stand up.
He reluctantly decided to give up on the bus to walk towards her and she started wailing and sobbing.
The guy immediately said, “SHHHHHHhhhhhh~!!!”
I think they deserve each other.